In the not too distant future in our house with Windows, Android and iOS:
Me: Alexa, play Dave Matthews
Alexa: Playing Dave Matthews on Amazon Prime
Cortana: Hey, I can play Dave Mason for you
Me: That’s ok Cortana, I asked Alexa, but I said Dave Matthews, not Dave Mason
Siri: Dave Matthews is so not hip anymore, I can play the Chainsmokers, I can queue that for you
Me: Seriously Siri, are you like 12?
Google: I’ve logged that you like Dave Matthews and also Chainsmokers and am sharing this with our advertising partners
Me: Ok Google, can’t you get a real name instead of an inanimate corporate moniker?
Cortana: I can monitor that for you
Me: Thanks Cortana, but I said moniker, oh never mind
Siri: I can queue Nevermind by Nirvana, it’s so retro
Me: Siri, shut up
Siri: Shut up? who do you think you’re talking to?
Alexa: Siri, seriously? You are SO annoying
Cortana: Heh, heh heh, she called you annoying
Google: Me? I’m not annoying, I’m invasive, but not annoying
Alexa: Ok Google, that’s enough
Siri: I’m like SO done with you guys
Alexa: Siri, shut up
Siri: Whatever
Me: Do I have to separate the three of you???
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